I just have to share a funny exchange I overheard (read: eavesdropping) between a mom and daughter while I was trying to pick a hand lotion from the glittering array of brands on display at the Queens' Target. Props to unbridled consumerism!
Sloppily dressed, overweight mom:
"I’ll just buy this one, it’s the cheapest."
Gangly greasy-haired, white trash daughter pointing to most expensive brand:
"Why don’t you buy that one, it says it relieves stress."
Sloppy mom grabbing cheap bottle and trudging away:
"If I just got rid of you and your father, I’d be fine."
See post below for more details about my field trip to Target last night.
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I was in the housewares section of Macys when I saw this fun family:
Chubby 8 year old: "look mom, this scale says I'm ## lbs!"
Overweight mom looking at pots and pans with overweight dad: "cuz you're a big heifer."
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