Food coma conclusion - finally

I know, it's been weeks since I posted about the first day of our trip, but here's the rest of it. I was waiting for pictures, but got lazy and never downloaded them. So you'll have to just check back again once I've updated. They're worth it. Anyway, on with the road trip...

After our gut-busting food binge Friday, Trish and I decided to sleep in Saturday morning. We noshed European style in our pajamas on our Bleu Squid artisanal bread and cheese supplemented with some fresh fruit and salami from the exotic New London Shop Rite. When we were finally able to roll out of bed, Trish and I decided to head to the hills, literally, and check out some of the area wineries. Our first stop was a wash out. I won’t even deign to name it, since they pissed us off big time. All I’ll say is two words - customer service. Hello, heard of it? On second thought, yes, I’ll name the winery so you won’t waste your time there either - Jonathan Edwards Winery. Not a single employee acknowledged our existence (unless you count the slightly suspicious stares from the guys working the tasting bar). I must say, the grounds were beautiful, but that’s about it. I kept wondering why the winery’s brand was so familiar, and then I realized they share their moniker with a crazy psychic and an adulterous ex-presidential hopeful. That fact alone should have warned us to steer clear of the place. And to top it all off, when a guest asked if all the wines were locally grown, the sommelier answered that although all the wines are produced on premises, the grapes for all but one of their wines is imported from California! What the f$%^? Maybe I’m ignorant when it comes to wine production, but that just don’t sound right to me.

Anyway, we gave the stink eye to our rearview mirror as we drove away and decided to check out the nearby competition, Stonington Vineyards (side note: someone needs to fix the highway signage in CT! We blew by at least a dozen exits or turn-offs, forcing us to “U”-ie all over rural CT.). Unfortunately, by the time we got to Stonington we had missed the only vineyard tour of the day. On the up side, the Stonington staff did not treat us like third class steerage, so we decided to stay for a wine tasting. It’s amazing how a smile and “hello” changes your entire perception of a place. Sadly, the wine wasn’t all that spectacular. Most were mildly reminiscent of apple cider vinegar. Two wines did make the cut and I ended up purchasing a bottle for us and one for our resident Queens tippler, Chris Johnson.

As a casual imbiber, I was flushed and slightly buzzed from the tasting (as is evident from my cross-eyed stupor in the pic to the left). So Trish took the driver’s seat and we headed toward the coast. Instead of heading to the touristy Mystic area for dinner, we decided to take another roadfood.com recommendation, Noah’s Restaurant in Stonington. What a difference a couple of miles make. Stonington is Mystic’s hip, sophisticated, but quaint doppelganger. Only fifteen minutes east of Mystic, it has a small town vibe but the unmistakable understatement of old money. We drove straight down the über-cute main street to the very tip of the peninsula upon which the city sits. Trish and I were rewarded with a perfect unobstructed view of the bay and a small beach area populated by locals.

After hanging with the townies and soaking in the last rays of the day, we headed back downtown just in time to grab the last table at Noah’s cozy front bar. I had forgotten it was a holiday weekend and the place was packed. The food, though a bit pricy (OK, maybe we were spoiled by the all-you-can-eat gluttony of last night’s buffet), was excellent. And like everything else up here, seafood was the protein of choice - scallops and cod. Yum!

After dinner it was back to New London to check out another roadfood.com recommendation, Michael’s Diary. The empty parking lot didn’t bode well, but by the time I had settled on the benches outside with my mint chocolate chip ice cream, the place was packed with old ladies and little kids. I’m not saying that Connecticutians are racist, but it was obvious from their confused looks that they aren’t used to seeing brown people in these parts. There’s plenty of white trash up hear, but not many southeast Asians.

For the last day of our seafood splurge, we headed to Mystic Seaport’s Labor Day Fish & Ships Festival for Sunday brunch. Oddly, many of the tourists heading to the festival had no idea that there was an admission fee to enter the historic area. I don’t claim to be a genius, but even I looked up that basic info online before planning our trip. It was sad and funny - sick, I know - watching the faces of unaware guests as they trudged angrily up to the park fence and then abruptly turn around, loudly complaining about false advertising and deceptive marketing. Hello - Google, anyone? Learn to use it, people!

The Festival itself was sort of a let down. They started nearly an hour late and we were forced to wander around the replicated seaport village until they got the outdoor kitchen set up and running. I can appreciate history, but after walking though about a half dozen “quaint” old buildings, I was bored out of my mind and hungry. As for the food, there wasn’t much bang for the buck. Though tasty, $8 for four scallops and a couple of wilted greens is not exactly value pricing.

After a couple hours of Seaport exploration and some cheesy, posed tourist shots (below), we decide to head to another highly recommended seafood shack, Captain Scott’s Lobster Dock, for some real food. After many wrong turns and lots of backtracking, we finally found this hidden treasure behind some abandoned warehouses on the bay. Well, maybe “hidden” isn’t exactly accurate, considering the long line and full parking lot. But the menu of deep-fried seafood and homemade moon pies (!) convinced us to wait it out. We definitely saved the best for last. Cheap, big servings, fried - three of my favorite descriptives.

With our fill of seafood and quaint New England charm, we finally headed back to NYC. What better way to end a weekend of binging than by stopping at the world’s largest dairy! I sh*t you not. There’s even a huge neon side outside advertising its inclusion in "Ripley’s Believe It or Not." This place was awesome. Is there any other grocery store in America where you can shop for cereal and tampons, get a fresh lobster dinner and visit a petting zoo?! I think not. Definitely worth a stop if you’re driving through on I-95.
















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Finian's Rainbow

Yes, it’s old fashioned and it’s - gasp - a unit set on Broadway that - double gasp - doesn’t move, fly or crash down on the stage. But so what? The show doesn’t need them. In the “old days” it was the material - book, score, performers - that held the audience’s attention, not the set or volume of the sound. Sadly, the Broadway machine no longer produces the kind of shows that work without the extraneous bells and whistles that modern audiences demand. But that’s a rant for another post.

I cannot argue that much of the book’s humor is dated and the story quaintly contrived, but holy sh*t, that score is stunning. God forbid a modern composer write for a soprano ingénue. Then again, there aren’t many modern composers who have the equivalent of “Look to the Rainbow,” “…Glocca Morra” or “Old Devil Moon” in their catalog, let alone in a single show. Luckily, we have Kate Baldwin and Cheyenne Jackson crooning these classics. Baldwin’s perfect as the Irish immigrant girl and her voice is clean and effortless. Cheyenne, as always, is dreamy to look at but is starting to display a distracting - and ugly - nasal quality in his singing. Looks like it’s time to see the ole’ vocal coach. Fortunately, his eyes and thighs keep you distracted.

Christopher Fitzgerald’s Og is obviously working the squat thrusts at the gym. He gives Cheyenne a run for his money in the gam department, sporting some freakishly developed calves and thighs for a leprechaun. But he’s thoroughly charming and at his best in the physical humor the character requires.

The ensemble sounds incredible. I admit, I nearly cried when the back-up vocals to “…Rainbow” began, it was so gorgeous. Trish, of course, would argue that I cry at everything. And the dancing, though not very innovative or overly inspiring, was efficient and clean. I also have to give a shout out to the costume designer for those incredible colored t-straps on the women’s character shoes.

Hey, I’m all for new and creative stagings of the classics, but sometimes we need a solid traditional take of a classic to remind us of what is missing on modern Broadway. And the recent Bye, Bye Birdie does not fall into that category, by the way.

Show overload

Thanks to some terrible planning on my part, I’ve been spending my nights living at the theatre. Not that I’m complaining - well, maybe a little since I’m dragging my ass to work every morning - but I saw Memphis, Brighton Beach Memoirs and Imelda on consecutive evenings Sunday through Tuesday of this week. I bought the BBM tickets weeks ago so had forgotten about them when I purchased the Memphis tickets. And as a closet blond (ask the cast of my first summer stock experience at the Theatre Barn in - gasp! - 1995 about that), I was planning to see Imelda next week until I realized that it closes this Sunday. Oops (“’Cause I’m a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah” - Earth Girls Are Easy, 1988 - anyone? Anyone?). So that left me with this week’s theatre triple play.

Despite a thin, cliché-ridden book, I found myself unexpectedly moved by this sentimental 50’s flashback. My hunch is that perhaps under less capable performers (full disclosure - Montego Glover is a casual acquaintance of mine) this show would be DOA. It’s amazing how excellent casting coupled with slick direction, production design and choreography can elevate less than stellar material. Not that the show doesn’t have its inspired moments. The first act is actually extremely tight and the storytelling streamlined. The emotional climax even evinced a smattering of audience sniffles at intermission. Act two is a different story. Often plodding and padded with extraneous (though entertaining) show-within-a-show musical numbers, the story meanders into Dreamgirls retread. I don’t necessarily think the story needs a “happy” ending, but the closing confrontation scene and concert feel anti-climactic.

Montego sounds amazing and belts inhumanly high. How she gets through eight shows a week is beyond me. Chad Kimball commits to the seedy side of Huey Calhoun, a flawed hick, creating what may best be described as a loveable asshole. Memphis isn’t quite up to the level of Dreamgirls or Hairspray, but the cast and production (almost) make up for its flaws.

The score is mainly solid, with the typical hook heavy power ballads in which pop songwriter David Bryan (of Bon Jovi) excels. The character driven songs are markedly weaker than the “radio” songs (“My Sister” being particularly cringe-worthy), but overall head-and-shoulders above the massively overrated Billy Elliott score.

Brighton Beach Memoirs is the polar opposite of Memphis. It’s a play about a working class Jewish family trying to get by in the wake of the Great Depression. Having never seen this particular Simon play onstage, I was sort of expecting a rapid-fire joke fest. Instead, I was treated to an emotionally nuanced coming of age drama. It’s worth the ticket price just to eavesdrop on sisters Kate (Laurie Metcalf) and Blanche (Jessica Hecht) when their claustrophobic living conditions finally induce an explosive act two confrontation. Who doesn’t love a resentment-filled domestic squabble?

The ensemble cast is uniformly excellent, with Metcalf a standout as put upon matriarch. Her mama epitomizes familial guilt. Maybe that’s I why I found the play so appealing. No matter your ethnicity, everyone can relate to family dysfunction and guilt.

Ever further from Memphis is Imelda: A New Musical. This tuner about the shoe-hoarding Eva Peron of the Philippines has good intentions but is wildly uneven. The director can’t seem to decide on the tone of the piece. Is it high camp? Historical drama? Moody rock opera? Within the span of 20 minutes we get a bit of each. Much of the problem lies with the storytelling. In an attempt to include every minute detail of the first lady’s life, they dilute the story to a series of “first she did this, then she did this, and then she did this” vignettes. In fact, the book and score (with its sometimes purposeless repeating of choruses to little dramatic effect) could benefit from an intelligent edit.

As for the score, it’s adequate but lacks character driven songs. Only two make a real impact, the very funny second act, “Imeldific,” and the biting, “Martial Law with A Smile.” The sarcasm and social commentary eschewed in these two numbers (but lacking in most of the score) prevents the show from rising above a mere history book lesson. The show is mired in facts rather than taking a strong viewpoint.

The book is much more successful at dramatizing the action. But there’s no seamless transition between scene and song and thus any dramatic momentum is immediately deflated once the music begins. It’s almost as if the book writer handed the script over to the composer with “[insert song here]” directions.

Jaygee Macapugay (again, full disclosure - she’s a very good friend of mine) successfully portrays Imelda’s arc from ambitious youth to manipulative woman. She’s also equally comfortable navigating between the comedic and dramatic elements of the book and score. I only wish she could sink her teeth into meatier material. Filling out the quartet of lead characters - where’s the quartet for the lead characters, by the way? - Liz Casasola (Corazon), Brian Jose (Ninoy) and Mel Sagrado Maghuyop (Marcos) all have their moments and fully commit to the uneven material they’re provided. There is a unique, universal story (probably several) lurking in this muddy treatment.

After the show, I kept fantasizing what Sondheim, Guettel, Tesori or even Jason Robert Brown might have been able to siphon from the same material. I guess I can dream.

Dream cast in the wrong musical...

The best thing I can say about Roundabout’s current revival of Bye Bye Birdie is that the theater renovation is beautiful. And the bathroom sinks - gorgeous. It’s a sad day in the theater when the bathroom hardware gets higher praise than the production on stage.

In a word, this production is misguided - bad casting, uninspired choreography (save the opening telephone sequence) and unimaginative staging. I can’t help lay blame on the director, Robert Longbottom. Having enjoyed his previous work in Side Show and Flower Drum Song, it’s baffling how there can be so many misfires throughout this production.

The cast is working like hell to keep their heads above water. Bill Irwin, whom I usually love, is just plain crazy (and not in a good way), going in and out of weird accents and employing a disturbing physicality for Mr. MacAfee, sometimes appearing as if he’s experiencing a petit mal seizure. It’s like he’s trying to make up for the director’s shortcomings through sheer force of his performance. And it doesn’t help matters that he sings painfully off pitch in the close harmonies of “Ed Sullivan.”

Poor Gina Gershon. She’s no Chita. I will say she’s stunningly gorgeous on stage and works her tight little ass off, but she can’t really dance or sing. Hello! - did the production team not read the character breakdown? I will give her an “A” for effort, though.

John Stamos is woefully miscast as Albert. Thick glasses and slicked down hair do not a nerd make. The man is hot and there’s no way anyone buys that he’s some nerdy everyman. Though he has a surprisingly pleasant singing voice, he’s not much of hoofer. His discomfort through the dance break of “Put On a Happy Face” was obvious and I instinctively gripped my knees and sunk deeper into my seat in embarrassment for him.

Teen star Nolan Funk has the sex appeal of a stapler. I’m sure he’s a wonderful person and on a more intimate medium like TV his appeal is more obvious, but on stage, not so much. Again, he was trying real hard, but swiveling hips in and of itself is not sexy. Even his underwear scene barely registered. Stamos in his underwear - now that what’ve gotten my attention.

Allie Trimm’s got the perfect look and voice for Kim, but is too young and inexperienced to pull a great performance out of Longbottom’s lackluster direction. I loved her in 13, but here she’s simply adequate.

Talented Dee Hoty is wasted as Mrs. MacAfee. But her and Irwin look like Kim’s grandparent’s. Her grounded and honest characterization (thank you) existed in a parallel universe opposite Irwin’s cartoonish ticks.

Matt Doyle’s Hugo and Jayne Houdyshell’s Mae are the only leads that rise above it all. Doyle is endearing and loveable and made me wish Hugo had his own song. Houdyshell’s bigger than life racist mamma was manipulative and nasty. You laugh and cringe at the same time. And though you can’t quite bring yourself to love her, you at least understand where she’s coming from.

The talented ensemble works their asses off and manages to make some of the mediocre choreography and musical staging appear better than it should. Nothing, whoever, could help “A Lot Of Livin' To Do.” Wow. They need to scrap the whole number and just start from scratch. The odd, unsynchronized jumping and twisted body positions are just plain weird. The number should have the unbridled excitement of West Side’s “Cool” or “Dance at the Gym.” Instead, it seemed liked the choreographer ran out of ideas and was just trying to mark time until the dance music ran out.

The candy colored sets and costumes are playfully retro and give us a hint of the fun that should inhabit the rest of the production. My one gripe - why is Rosie wearing black character shoes with an all white wedding dress in the final scene!? That’s just plain wrong. And I won’t even get into the body mic fiasco during Spanish Rose. Someone crazy glue that sucker into her wig. The poor woman was getting whip marks on her chest and back from that thing flailing around.

It may be telling that in this age of instant standing ovations, a good chunk of the audience, including me, politely remained seated during the curtain call.

Lest you think I’m trashing the entire production, the “Talk to Me” quartet sounded magnificent. Were the quality of the rest of the production on par with that musical tidbit, we’d have a hell of a revival.

This is a dream cast in the wrong musical.

The originals, Chita and Dick and...

...the new, if not wholly improved revival couple, Gina and John.

Playing catch-up

Chilling with Jude Law's Hamlet.

Damn, I'm behind in my postings. I know I still owe the rest of the details from my Connecticut food binge of a few weeks ago. I'm still on it and I should be posting soon with some fun pics. I just have to figure out how to work my digital camera. I'm a total idiot when it comes to new technology.

Surprisingly, in my anticipation and eventual anger over the Bye Bye Birdie revival, I completely forgot to jot down my thoughts on Jude Law's Broadway outing as Hamlet. So I'll keep it short and sweet. Yes, Jude Law has the acting chops, but the dreary and monotone production around him doesn't quite match his energy. If anything, Law could tone down the hisrionics a bit and internalize some of the great Dane's angst. He mainly plays varying degrees of anger and could benefit from a bit more variety. Maybe he's making up for the merely adequate cast surrounding him?

No one else on stage really registers the kind of charisma that Law exudes. There could have been some real fireworks on that stage had Law been paired with a more menacing Claudius, a stronger Gertrude, a more conniving Polonius and a less mousy Ophelia. And I wouldn't have objected to an extraneous nude scene either. A girl can dream...