Thursday, January 28, 2010

Met's double header

No, not those Mets, silly. Did you not notice the possessive apostrophe? We’re talking the Met Opera. Unless, of course, Audra takes up baseball - in which case, “Play ball, bitches!”

Over the last two weeks, Trish and I revisited two operatic war-horses, Carmen (photo courtesy of NY Times) and Turandot (photo courtesy of Met Opera). One re-emerged as a sleek and sexy Fatal Attraction-esque thriller, the other laid bloated and unwieldy as a beached whale. Yes, the story of the gypsy seductress is the most recognizable in all operatic literature and the famous “Toreador Song”, played as background music to commercials and cartoons, may very well border on self-caricature. But watch out Justin Timberlake, director Richard Eyre is bringing sexy back…to the Met stage no less! Hollah! Elina Garanca, my newest obsession (sorry Diana Damrau), gives us a Carmen whose bite is as nasty as her bark and she ain’t afraid to shake her money maker, either. Using a hyper-realism that just skirts cliché, Eyre’s Carmen is gritty, harsh and violent. Garanca is fearless and exudes a primitive sensuality you rarely see on the Met stage. The Act IV confrontation between Jose and Carmen was thrilling. Knowing full well the final written outcome, Garanca’s viper of a Carmen left me wondering if she might perhaps subdue Jose and actually get away. Alagna’s Jose was a hair shy of crazy - in a good way. “The more you love someone, the more you want to kill them” indeed! I could feel the bruises forming on Garanca’s elbows and forearms as she took repeated throws to the floor.

Granted, the production wasn’t perfect. The third act “love” pas de deux seemed superfluous. Yes, I know they were going for symmetry given the first act “seduction” pas, but it just seemed cheesy. Alagna, though generally vocally consistent (if a bit whiny at times), had quite a big vocal squawk in the third act that left Trish’s knee with the indent of my gripping hand. I’m also not quite convinced about the final tableau. I assume the bull is symbolic. Bull fighting as a metaphor for Jose’s final “conquest” of Carmen? Hmmm. It seems a bit too literal - though it does provide a visually stunning curtain closer. But these are minor quibbles. I only hope that in future re-stagings, they Met is able to capture the intensity and gritty realism of Alagna and Garanca (as well as Garanca’s hefty set of maracas - olé)!

If Garanca’s Carmen is a high-priced DC call girl, Zeffirelli's classic Turandot production is its sagging-breasted, worn out older sister. Yes, the set is ridiculously ornate and on the surface, beautiful. But after about ten minutes, the sparkles and gold dust stop distracting you and you realize just how much cover stick the old girl’s using to hide all the mileage. This revival wallows in opera cliché - meaningless and meandering stage direction and either over the top gesticulating or park-and-bark non-“acting”. I’m sure at one time the production was fresh and exciting, but now it’s just stale and overblown. When the set gets more applause than any of the performers, you’re in deep doo-doo.

And the singing? Yikes. The tenor, Frank Porretta, possesses a pleasant enough timbre, but is barely audible over the orchestra. So of course, what better way to amplify his less than ample endowment than by directing him to sing directly upstage, backside to the audience. Grazia Doronzio’s Liu, a pretty wisp of a thing, had volume but lacked emotional connection to anyone on the stage. I’d have gotten more interest and engagement listening to a good recording. In Doronzio’s defense, she seemed to warm up both vocally and emotionally around Liu’s death scene; but alas, I started caring just barely in time for the knife to slice through her gullet. The evening’s vocal saving grace lay in Lise Lindstrom’s Turandot. Her ice queen had the presence and vocal timbre to slice through orchestra and chorus. If not pretty, her voice had a steely edge that worked nicely for the character. Unfortunately, she obliterated anyone who happened to wander into the line of fire, including the poor tenor. Sensing this, Porretta valiantly and foolishly tried to match Lindstrom’s wall of sound. I could almost see the pressure building up in his head and waited for the blood-spurting explosion. Instead, we only got a few wobbles and near cracks in his upper register. Predictably, “Nessun Dorma” received applause almost before Porretta had cut-off the final note. Will I ever get to hear a thrilling performance of the aria in context? - seems highly unlikely.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Spring clean-up.

I know it's only January and if the past is any indication, we're still likely for a blizzard or two before the season's over. But for some reason I've recently been on an organizational and cleaning kick. Perhaps it's late onset OCD or too many episodes of Hoarders, but I decided to clean up my blog by condensing my reviews by year. So if you want to check out any old show reviews, just hit the link on the left sidebar and you'll be taken to a list of links to all my past reviews. Enjoy!

And speaking of clean-up...

Last night after emptying the contents of my closet, I decided that Thursday evening after a 9-hour day at the office and just prior to a three day Holiday weekend would be the perfect time to prep and paint. And I wasn't using any old water-based acrylic paint, I pulled out the big guns and decided to set down a coat of Kilz sealant/primer. F*ck those warnings about wearing gloves or making sure there's adequate ventilation. I'm a man, damn it!

Within 20 minutes I was high from noxious paint fumes and stumbling around like a Lohan. In my zeal to finally convert the tiny 4x4 closet into a home "office," I threw caution to the wind - or in my case, to the arctic breeze blowing through my apartment. For with my project well underway I could only press forward, open all the windows, plug in some fans and set them all on "exhaust." And yes, last night's temperature did drop below freezing. Sure, my poisoned lungs were now behaving like an 80-year-old lifelong smoker's and I couldn't walk a straight line, but toxic fumes are certainly great for knocking you out for a good night's sleep. And luckily, I even woke up this morning.

There was still a slightly sweet, chemical smell lingering in the air as I got ready fo work, but I'm sure I'll get used to it. Or die. Or development super-human powers! Not to mention the white paint freckles all over my hands and arms that boiling water and steal wool could not remove. If Kilz sticks to the wall as well as it does to my hand, it will all have been worth the effort.

Archive: Reviews fr 2009

The Understudy (OB)
Oleanna (Bway)
Ragtime (Bway)
Finian's Rainbow (Bway)
Imelda (OB)
Brighton Beach Memoirs (Bway)
Memphis (Bway)
Bye Bye Birdie (Bway)
Hamlet (Bway)
Tosca (Met)
Superior Donuts (Bway)
Tin Pan Alley Rag (OB)
The Toxic Avenger (OB)
Mamma Mia! (Bway)
Cirque de Soleil (Kooza)
August: Osage County (Bway)
Waiting for Godot (Bway)
9 to 5 (Bway)
Blithe Spirit (Bway)
West Side Story (Bway)
Happiness (OB)
Next To Normal (Bway)
33 Variations (Bway)
Mandy and Patti (NJPAC)
Impressionism (Bway)
Forbidden Broadway (OB)
August: Osage County (Bway)
Speed the Plow (Bway)
In the Heights (Bway)
Shrek (Bway)

Archive: Reviews fr 2008

Cirque de Soleil (Kooza)
Billy Elliot (Bway)
Roadshow (OB)
Hairspray (Bway)
White Christmas (Bway)
Pal Joey (Bway)
Rock Of Ages (OB)
What's That Smell (OB)
Salome (Met)
Don Giovanni (Met)
The Seagull (Bway)
Young Frankenstein (Bway)
13 (Bway)
Equus (Bway)
A Tale of Two Cities (Bway)
Desir (Spiegelworld)
[title of show] (Bway)
Little Shop (Papermill)
Kathy Griffin (NJPAC)
Legally Blond (Bway)
Honor (OOB)
Saved! (OB)
Good Boys and True (OB)
A Catered Affair (Bway)
Seth's B'way 101 (Actors' Fund)
Wicked (Bway)
BBTY 1954
Audra MacDonald (NJPAC)
Cry-Baby (Bway)
South Pacific (Bway)
Gypsy (Bway)
Peter Grimes (Met)
The Color Purple (Bway)
Sunday in the Park...(Bway)
Feeling Electric (OB)
Double Feature (NYCB)
Crimes of the Heart (OB)
Come Back, Little Sheba (Bway)
Cymbeline (Bway)
The Glorious Ones (OB)
War and Peace (Met)

Archive: Reviews fr 2007 - Links

Make Me A Song (Off-Broadway)
The Little Mermaid (Broadway)
Die Zauberflote (Met)
La Traviata (Met)

Thursday, January 7, 2010

A View From the Bridge

I can’t believe I’m seeing my first show of 2010. Ugh. This means I’m only a few months closer to the big Four-Oh! Someone get me a walker! Well, at least I’m going to limp into old age seeing some bona fide movie stars.

Scarlett Johansson gives a respectable, if mundane, Broadway debut. She’s no Meryl Streep (yet), but she was solid. Liev Schreiber was excellent, as usual. I think the culprit here is casting because Johansson and Schreiber, at least how they are being played / directed, seem close to the same age. So we’re missing the uncomfortable “older-guy-hitting-on-jailbait” squeamishness that would add some much needed dramatic tension to the proceedings. As is, it reads like just another soap opera, albeit set in the 1950’s. And Rodolfo just reads like some punk kid. You almost hope Catherine gets it on with Eddie instead. Or maybe that’s just me projecting - because that would make one hot, celebrity sex tape. You know you want to see it.

Friday, January 1, 2010

2009 bites the dust

After being bombarded with year-end stories and articles from every media outlet and publication on the planet, I thought I’d add to the white noise with my own truly insignificant (well, not to me) Year End Wrap-Up! So if you haven’t been keeping up with my blog, it’s OK. I won’t think any less of you, loser.

Well, from the sidebar you can see that I spend, and in some cases waste, much of my hard(ly)-earned paycheck on shows. I was thinking of listing my top ten theatrical experiences, but sadly upon review, couldn’t find five truly outstanding performances to list. So in no particular order, my best for the year are:

Ragtime, Broadway revival - Will we ever hear a true legit score on Broadway again that isn’t a revival? It’s pretty f*cking depressing that having too much vocal training is now a detriment to casting. The only way this revival could be any better would be to get Audra to reprise her performance as Sarah.

August: Osage County, Broadway - Any show where I get to see Mrs. Claire Huxtable stumble around in a drug-induced haze rates high on my richter scale. Add some incest, suicide, racism and infidelity in the mix and I call that entertainment - or a typical week with the Pineda family - minus the incest, of course. Even we have standards.

Guys and Dolls, Scotch Plains HS - Yes, I am referring to a high school production and not the mediocre Broadway revival from earlier this year. Why? Because it took a high school production to reassure me that million dollar sets cannot hide bad material, direction or casting. I was even jealous watching it, thinking it was much better - and it pains me to say it - than many Pineda productions. High school directors take note, a chorus aimlessly standing about upstage does not constitute “direction.”

And the worst production of 2009? Drum roll please - the Broadway revival of Bye, Bye Birdie. What an embarrassment. I permanently damaged the flesh around Trish's knee from constantly clutching it in shock and horror. Sure, John Stamos and Gina Gershon are hot, but dancers? Not so much. Sadly, the highlight of the evening was checking out the beautiful state of the art urinals in the theater's newly renovated bathroom. Yes, the show was that bad.

Looking back, I don’t understand how I made it through the year without collapsing. I directed/choreographed the opera company’s Magic Flute and Dido and Aeneas, choreographed Beauty and the Beast for South Plainfield HS and co-directed and did some musical staging for the conservatory’s On The Town. And as always, the Pineda family performed benefit concerts throughout the year to help pay for our summer house in Cancun - NOT! All of this, of course, while trying to stay awake at my regular nine to five at Morgan Stanley.

Pineda Lyric Opera finally received its non-profit 501(c)(3) letter earlier this year, so we now have a Board of Directors and are all official and sh*t. This has been a long time in coming and we can finally start begging for donations. That means you’d better start sending us those fat checks. We know where you live.

This year also marks the last year I can say I’m in my 30’s. Yikes! Is it really possible we are now starting to send kids off to college? And that even after working with us for years, these same kids STILL want to pursue careers in the arts? It’s scary to think that in the next decade there will be a slew of actors coming to NYC who are graduates of the Pineda Conservatory. Broadway, you have been warned.

As for resolutions - I guess I’d like to finally take a vacation that’s more than just a long weekend, preferably somewhere warm with palm trees and cabana boys in thongs. I’d also like to hit the gym again and get rid of the spare tire I’ve acquired over the last year. Maybe luxuriously lounging in my caftan while chowing down on pizza and ice cream during The Biggest Loser wasn’t the most ideal fitness regime. Other than that, I guess 2010 will be full of directing, performing, working (a real job) and more b*tching.

My Peeps (or Who the Hell is Fausto Talking About?!)

I've decided to add this handy list and link to it whenever I refer to my blog "regulars":

Trish - younger sister, actor / voice teacher

Juan - younger brother, Val's husband, actor / voice teacher, former Broadway performer

Gerry - older brother, lives in Texas and owns guns - 'nuff said?

Val - Juan's wife, went to Manhattan School of Music with me, founder of Pineda Conservatory

Chris - good friend, Dan's significant other, actor / dancer / choreographer, teacher at Pineda summer camp, roommate for several years

Dan - good friend, Chris' significant other, actor now studying to be a nurse, teacher at Pineda summer camp, roommate for several years

Jaygee - good friend, Filipina, played Kim opposite my Thuy at Seaside Music Theatre, diva
"I'd rather be nine people's favorite thing thana hundred people's ninth favorite thing."

Jeff Bowen, Lyrics "[Title of Show]"